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How do I report my neighbors to the for witchcraft?

Question by Abigail Williams: How do I report my neighbors to the for witchcraft?
I’ve been suspicious of my neighbors. This man has a degree at Harvard College and his wife reads books that arent the Holy Bible of our King James.

I find their activities suspicious and I want to file accusations of witchcraft to the Salem magistrate in order to prevent the Devil from taking over our pure little village! Where can I find info on reporting them?

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Answer by Kan Pitter
“How do I report my neighbors to the for witchcraft?”

….I’m just gonna leave now.

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26 Responses to “How do I report my neighbors to the for witchcraft?”

  1. Cadillacman says:

    I don’t believe this is a serious question!

    But, if you are serious, there is nothing to report. Witch craft is a form of religion, and the US Constitution gives them the right to practice witchcraft if they choose to do so.

    Also, you and I both read “books that aren’t the Holy Bible of our King James.” Nothing wrong with that. Additionally, we do not have a King James There is a King James Bile, but America does not have a King James.

    Furthermore, there are hundreds of thousands of people who have a degree FROM Harvard, not AT Harvard, including some of our founding fathers and signers of the Constitution and of the Declaration of Independence.. Having a Havard degree does not mean you are practicing withcraft.

    Most importantly – believe me – the place you live is NOT a “pure little village.”

    Get real!!

    Go in peace.

    And, always remember: — Jesus loves you!!

    Sincerely,
    Uncle Floyd

  2. svnthdysthsbbth says:

    ” Have you tried Prayer? ” Wickedness is suppose to be on the increase before the Coming of Jesus Christ, it is prophesied! Prayer … Jesus, Come Quickly!

    2Th 2:9,10 . . . Him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.

  3. Apekool says:

    Tell them they will be held accountable to Poe’s law.

  4. Jason says:

    real funny. I did like that movie you are referring to “the crucible”

  5. Arceus is my God says:

    What planet are you from???

  6. Child of Venus says:

    I used to love the Crucible too until I was in the play. It was one of the worst performances of that play ever.
    Of course, Abigail didn’t initially accuse Martha Corey. Giles raised his own questions to Hale when Hale first arrived.

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